Mexican dude passes out on train tracks; walks away untouched

“I counted only six beers,” a bewildered Lozano Lopez told local newspaper El Norte. “But who knows how many more there might have been. I don’t remember.”

Saddam Gets Birthday Eve Visit from Red Cross

did you realize that saddam is still in iraq?

the US is probably forcing him to appear in commercials for Olive Garden as it tries to spread its disease into Iraq.

fortunately for the chefs of Olive Garden, the Iraqis are used to eating shoes and kittens, so the OG should have a swift time fitting in.

Homeless student lived in NYU library for seven months

this is the ultimate in hobo technology. abusing crowded semi-public facilities as your own living quarters is what it’s all about. the more advantage you can take of the system, the better.

it’s sad how, as a society, we fail to take full advantage of the freedoms we have. i’m inclined right now to sell all of my stuff and move into a library somewhere or a denny’s or something that’s open 24/7

IRS sues person claiming to be Hawaiian princess

good ol’ anastasia syndrome. how many times have we each considered claiming to be of random royal blood to claim an inheritance or evade taxes? i know it’s up around several hundred for me.

the problem with claiming to be hawaiian royalty, however, is that it’s not far-enough removed from everyday american society to get away with it. someone’s bound to double-check, cause it’s not even an international call, and of course the IRS were the ones to do so.

you’re better off completely making up an african country and making a claim to its royal bloodlines, or even going to an existing country and insisting that you’re the long lost king. it worked for the british anyway