Billy Joel crashes car into house
first of all, no one, including Billy Joel was hurt during this accident, so feel free to laugh heartily at his stupidity.
this time, there were no drugs or alcohol involved, so Mr. Joel was not intoxicated or having fun prior to or during the incident. apparently he managed to crack the foundation of a house with a 70’s VW Beetle Citroen Deux Cheveaux, which reminds me of the time Scooby and Shaggy joyride the Mystery Machine , crash it into the White House, and discover Nixon’s hidden treasure. so wacky.
“Following last year’s car accident, [Ultra-hot ex-wife Christie] Brinkley expressed concerns about their daughter riding in a car with him.”
what a loser.
Stevie Ray Vaughn dies in a helicopter crash,Duane Allman dies in a motorcycle crash, and yet Billy Joel gets involved in numerous car crashes and does not even get a scratch???? such unfair bullshit!
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 26, 2004 @ 12:36 pm
i cut his brake line like i was supposed to…
Comment by c4 — April 26, 2004 @ 12:57 pm
Dude, I am depressed by your lack of automobile recognition. That’s no VW beetle, it’s a citroen deux cheveaux. The french made Ferdinand Porsche (the same guy who designed the beetle) design a car for them while they had him illegally imprisoned following WWII. They eventually released him after he designed a car for them and his children sold a significant amount of his share in VW/Audi to give the french a, umm, “donation.”
Cough…cough…RANSOM….cough.
Anyway, the deux cheveaux is Porsche’s revenge on the french…such a crappy, crappy car.
Comment by gnutz — April 26, 2004 @ 1:15 pm
yeah well could he have made it a bit crappier so that Billy Joel would die in a flaming car wreck????
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 26, 2004 @ 1:19 pm
i can’t believe i just found out that Billy Joel drives a deux cheveaux.
i dare you to find a worse, famous musician driving a worse car than that
i once heard Captain & Tennille drive a ‘64 Chrysler Polyp cause they met each other in one.
Comment by c4 — April 26, 2004 @ 1:24 pm
I’m glad to see the first graduate of the John Ryle school of driving didn’t cause any “real” damage…cheers!
Comment by John — April 26, 2004 @ 7:51 pm