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April 26, 2004
Mundy 
Billy Joel crashes car into house
first of all, no one, including Billy Joel was hurt during this accident, so feel free to laugh heartily at his stupidity.
this time, there were no drugs or alcohol involved, so Mr. Joel was not intoxicated or having fun prior to or during the incident. apparently he managed to crack the foundation of a house with a 70’s VW Beetle Citroen Deux Cheveaux, which reminds me of the time Scooby and Shaggy joyride the Mystery Machine , crash it into the White House, and discover Nixon’s hidden treasure. so wacky.
“Following last year’s car accident, [Ultra-hot ex-wife Christie] Brinkley expressed concerns about their daughter riding in a car with him.”
what a loser.
