Lawyer says client’s rooster owned drugs
this is the best non-existant defense argument i’ve heard since “If The Glove Don’t Fit”.
from now on, i’m keeping a rooster in my passenger seat, and if i ever get pulled over for a ticket, i’m blaming it on him.
but more importantly, we should all be concerned for the bird; prison is a very, very rough place for a rooster. trust me.
Louisiana May Ban Low-Slung Pants
first of all, i didn’t write the headline. although i wish i had. “low-slung” is my new favorite phrase.
anyway, isn’t it funny how ridiculously uncool Baby Boomers can get? “i’m sick of seeing it [low-slung pants],” said some whiny Jefferson Parish lawmaker.
by the way, i challenge you to find a crappier political title than “Jefferson Parish Lawmaker”
The rooster needs his own defense counsel. The dope belongs to the hens, not him. He was just along for the ride, tryin’ to do some good, and gets busted. Clearly a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. A careful reading of the Phillipine Constitution guarantees his right to a fair trial and court-appointed counsel.
Comment by rw — April 23, 2004 @ 9:33 pm
Whoa! I think Mr. Cook, in an unguarded moment, dissed plumbers!
Comment by rw — April 23, 2004 @ 9:36 pm
Can pants be high-slung or just slung?
Comment by rw — April 23, 2004 @ 9:38 pm