There is actually a union dispute raging between fire departments and police departments over this. you see, when someone has a cat stuck in tree they call the fire department, so naturally the police department does not feel it should be their job to take the calls for gay sex in trees… i naturally side with the police on this matter.
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 23, 2004 @ 9:17 am
personally, i wouldn’t call anyone and just start tossing acorns and various nuts at them and pretend they’re festive squirrels
Skaus…how exactly do the police decide which officer gets tree climbing duty in a “gay sex in tree” situation? And what is the identification number for “gay sex in tree?”
Comment by 59LindenShadyPast — April 23, 2004 @ 1:23 pm
i am not sure if that is located under “other sex offenses” or “other”
..here we go 1708 Immoral Entertainment
not sure how they pick the officer, but i can imagine the response time is not fast…
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 26, 2004 @ 11:48 am
There is actually a union dispute raging between fire departments and police departments over this. you see, when someone has a cat stuck in tree they call the fire department, so naturally the police department does not feel it should be their job to take the calls for gay sex in trees… i naturally side with the police on this matter.
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 23, 2004 @ 9:17 am
personally, i wouldn’t call anyone and just start tossing acorns and various nuts at them and pretend they’re festive squirrels
Comment by chris — April 23, 2004 @ 10:19 am
Skaus…how exactly do the police decide which officer gets tree climbing duty in a “gay sex in tree” situation? And what is the identification number for “gay sex in tree?”
Comment by 59LindenShadyPast — April 23, 2004 @ 1:23 pm
i am not sure if that is located under “other sex offenses” or “other”
..here we go 1708 Immoral Entertainment
not sure how they pick the officer, but i can imagine the response time is not fast…
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 26, 2004 @ 11:48 am