Lawyer says client’s rooster owned drugs

this is the best non-existant defense argument i’ve heard since “If The Glove Don’t Fit”.

from now on, i’m keeping a rooster in my passenger seat, and if i ever get pulled over for a ticket, i’m blaming it on him.

but more importantly, we should all be concerned for the bird; prison is a very, very rough place for a rooster. trust me.

Louisiana May Ban Low-Slung Pants

first of all, i didn’t write the headline. although i wish i had. “low-slung” is my new favorite phrase.
anyway, isn’t it funny how ridiculously uncool Baby Boomers can get? “i’m sick of seeing it [low-slung pants],” said some whiny Jefferson Parish lawmaker.

by the way, i challenge you to find a crappier political title than “Jefferson Parish Lawmaker”