america: the land of SUVs, bobbleheads, and annoying “National Something Days”.
while i try to ignore SUVs and bobbleheads, today’s “National Take Your Children To Work Day” or whatever has slapped me around.
so far, my encounters with said celebration have been:
-extremely loud police sirens going off right outside
-kid in cleats stepping on my foot
-obligatory screaming in the hallway outside my door
-kid going through my desk drawers
keep in mind i’ve only been at work for 2+ hours
have we cancelled this stupid day yet? i’d rather have 1000 pets in here than 1 child.
i was going to bring my son to work today, but i’m still waiting on Monica Bellucci to fall in love with me and bear my child.
I’m so glad my kids are too young for this crap. As it stands right now my son thinks I work on TV, helping people with their computer problems like Leo Laporte or Chris Pirillo on Call For Help. My daughters think I just go to BestBuy and purchase things. Now that’s a job I wouldn’t mind having. Mmmm Monica…
Comment by KB — April 22, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
God has made a compromise with C. Fore, while he will not get Monica Bellucci, he will get to sleep with Jim Belushi….
you should pray more kid.
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 22, 2004 @ 1:43 pm