Diana Family ‘Shocked and Sickened’ by CBS Photos
with their monocles in their soup and their tails between their legs Diana’s relatives are whining about the consequences of fame again. that is SO fresh!
Schwarzenegger Has Yet to Retrofit Hummer
the only thing more ridiculous than the Governator’s physical image is his political image.
Ahnold is one of those governors that makes me wish secession wasn’t so out of style. who’s to say it wouldn’t be GREAT if California became its own country?
did you realize that Hummers get 8-10 mpg?
Army secretary: Army workers doing ‘God’s work’
as part of a disturbing trend that began the day Dubya took office, another government employee publicly declares that God and/or Jeebus are scheming behind a desk somewhere and puppeteering the will of the United States.
what’s even more disturbing about this one, though, is this guy’s a high-ranking military schlub, who is on the verge of naming this Iraqi campaign a holy war. on the flipside of this, however, he did make these comments in Alabama, which means two things:
1. his intent was probably just to cheaply motivate some simple Alabamians through patronization, which they never catch on to.
AND
2. since Alabama is an informational blackhole, as long as no sources outside of Alabama ever report on this story, the non-Christian-God-fearing world will never find out. solid.
have we cancelled this stupid day yet? i’d rather have 1000 pets in here than 1 child. 
