Daily Archives: April 21, 2004

Winzday

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Ginsburg to Hear Clarett Case Against NFL

looks like the Maurice Clarett/Mike Williams case has hit the Supreme Court now.

Spencer Haywood (basketball) did pretty much the exact same thing back in 1971 to get into the NBA, so hopefully everything will follow suit and Mo will get the opportunity to get cut in 3 weeks by a real live NFL team.

New Zealand girl beats up other girls, threatens them, runs them over

now it’s tempting to blame this incident on the female hormonal system, but i believe there are other reasons why this happened.

the popular MTV show, Jackass, once aired a skit in which three cast members got drunk, fought each other, and afterwards, one of them drove a ’74 caprice into a crowd of other Jackass cast members.

clearly, this was a copycat crime.

Study: Chocolate, BBQ addictions may be real

now you can print this article off, go home, and show your parents that all those years they told you your BBQ lust was all in your head, they were wrong.

-”Don’t eat more than 4 platefuls, Jimmy”
-”Stop licking that. That’s not BBQ sauce, that’s dried blood.”
-”Are you snorting a Hershey’s kiss?”

…they said. well, now the somewhat-reliable medical community has declared that you have a clinical problem, not just a gluttonous disposition.

Scotchtoberfest

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oktoberfest

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“Maker of the World’s Longest Mass-Produced Shoelace”

Count Choculation

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i’ve decided that if anyone ever broke into my room, i’d quickly, asap pounce on them with a swiss army knife that i keep nearish my bed and do whatever it takes to disable him, which unless it was a ridiculous scenario, would be pretty easy if you have any element of surprise on him.

anyway, once disabled, i’d get him face down and put my body weight on my knee in his back with the knife menacingly sawing on his ear so as to not even scratch it, just be a tortorous warning. then after he got the point, i’d tell him that we could just both forget this ever happened and i’ll let him go and just know what’s waiting if he tried many more people like me.

i figure it’d be an interesting test of humanity. otherwise i’d methodically severly wound him next time.