Patriot’s Day in Boston was an extremely busy day as we all know. Many important sporting events, sleeping in, excellent weather. Because yesterday was so busy and a lot of people were working during the goings-on, I’ve provided a recap for you.
Sox: Beat the Yankees 3-1 in the 4-game weekend series. Many solid perfomances while bamboozling the “Bronx Dandies”. Made A-Rod suck his thumb. Verdict: Great
Kenyans: Flaunted world dominance by winning both the mens’ and the womens’ marathons. Schooled billions of white people. Stepped in a combined 3,201 pieces of gum. Verdict: Great
Corey Dillon: Became an important piece in the 2005 championship puzzle. Went from good to best. People will care about him now. Verdict: Great
Bruins: The first team in Bruins’ history to blow a 3-1 lead in a best-of-seven series. Lost to French-Canadians. At home. Verdict: Worst team ever.
can we ban kenya from the marathon? maybe for a year declare them an axis of evil or something?
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 20, 2004 @ 10:47 am