April 16, 2004
Fryday 
Escort called to man’s hospital bed; robs him of 2000 euros
let this be a lesson in vulnerability to you all.
if you ever get the desire to order an escort out of pure depression and frustration, please make sure you’re in no position to be easily taken advantage of by prostitutes.
they’re a crafty breed, so be sure you’re on top of your game before you notice your Ming vase, $10000 cash, and your Barry Manilow records gone in an instant. we all know how bitchy insurance companies can get.
Tearful Canadian politician admits stealing diamond ring
this guy, Svend Robinson, who’s apparently also Canada’s first openly gay MP (Member of Parliament), said he was all stressed out, so naturally, as we all might have, he decided to go to the airport in Vancouver and steal a diamond ring.
on Good Friday no less. and the Canadian Public Works Dept. was the one auctioning it.
in one fell swoop, it appears this dude has managed to:
-ruin his political career
-commit a serious crime
-enrage Jesus and the Canadian Public Works
