10 Responses to uhhhhh?

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   Snackmaster3000 April 15, 2004

   “Oh shit they asked me another question… I am not sure what the answer is, will someone please get Cheney in here?”

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   c4 April 15, 2004

   “don’t believe me?

   what?

   you want to see me pull my mask off?”

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   59LindenShadyPast April 15, 2004

   “…hmmm…first ammendment…first ammendment…c’mon, i know this…second is guns…first is…awww, to hell with it. Prolly somethin’ to do with doin’ what the good lord says.”

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   c4 April 15, 2004

   ever get that feeling that any meeting Dubya has with the Governator feels like a scene out of Kindergarten Cop?

   “Boys have penises, and girls have….have….aww damn….hm……”

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   Rumph April 15, 2004

   “Damnit, where did I leave that coke vial? Prolly in the Rose Garden again….”

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   Snackmaster3000 April 15, 2004

   “Damn it, maybe i can say something patriotic and dodge the question..or maybe something funny… i know.. ‘Hey guys i am the president that puts the word Fun in Functionally Illiterate.’”

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   59LindenShadyPast April 15, 2004

   “Hey Dad…can you explain it to me again why we can’t just print more money to pay for the war in Iraq?”

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   c4 April 15, 2004

   “are you even ALLOWED to give the President a wedgie???

   someone’s gonna pay for this”

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   Snackmaster3000 April 15, 2004

   “Aw shit, i knew should not have been out drinking with Rumsfeld & Ashcroft last night…”

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    59LindenShadyPast April 15, 2004

    “If you guys keep asking questions, my face is gonna get stuck like this. Just think about how embarassing a president I’ll be when that happens!”