i’m not going to cop out by saying “first of all, i’m not saying i’m a great writer”…so instead i’ll say “at least i’m better than this”
some clown for the Boston Globe, who hopefully isn’t buying food with the paycheck his writing earns, apparently attended the Air show at Avalon on Monday and felt compelled to write the worst review he could come up with.
so i’ve gone through, for educational purposes, to point out its many, many, numerous faults so that his mistakes may never be repeated again.
also, if you, the guy who did the Globe’s review, ever read this, please contact me.
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April 15, 2004
Posted in Articles
Man…why do you hafta bring Joan Rivers into all of this—she looks great after 109 plastic surgeries!
Ahh, sweet, tender Joanie…
-Mike Rumph
joan rivers is 3rd best thing on that entire page
Does anyone have Joan’s phone number?
Her lips were surgically desgined to give blow jobs to men with erectile dysfunction… now if she could only upgrade them and get the rim and blow job model
Joan Rivers is actually one of a few celbrities participating in a ground breaking scientific program utilizing the heretofore unknown process of “slow fixation”. The purpose behind the procedure is to accomplish the preservation and fixation process that corpses go through, but to do everything while the body is still alive. Joan has publicly aknowlegded that she hopes her preserved epidermal tissue will used as a human muppet in a muppet special sometime after her death. Ideally, she hopes that the “Joan Rivers Muppet” will be able to speak at her funeral.
Other celebrities that have participated in the program include Pat Summerall and John Madden, both of whom decided that rather than turn themselves into muppets, they would instead have their preserved skins wrapped around an animatronic robot so that they could go on announcing football games long after their deaths.