April 12, 2004

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Enron Ex-CEO Skilling hospitalized for being crazy

skillzcheck out this jackass on his wet ‘n’ wild thursday night in the upper east side, where he’s serving time.

barkeep, i’ll have whatever he’s having…

Thieves dump bitchy alligator

next time you get sauced on a Saturday night and decide to go alligator-napping at the zoo, do a little research ahead of time and make sure you don’t get the moodiest bastard in whole prison.

Microsoft pays $440 million to settle patent lawsuit

looks like the Evil Empire controls a slightly smaller amount of the planet now thanks to the a nearly half-billion dollar settlement that will probably make the top 10 people involved very happy, while keeping everyone below them unaware.

on another note, the Tyco CEO Kozlowski’s trial is the biggest joke ever.

News — Posted by: chris @ 9:24 am


1 Comment »

  1. This story begs the question, if you have already been investigated and arrested by the feds, and then while out on bail, still awaiting trial, you accuse people around you of being undercover federal agents spying on you, does that make you insane? Or is that perfectly feasible since the Feds have been investigating you all along?

    to think this guy was $100 Million dollar a year guy and he is running about Voodoo Lounge intoxicated and paranoid…at least they probably did not play KISS there.


    Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 12, 2004 @ 11:27 am

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