in case you missed one of the most hilarious 3 seconds of Dave Chappelle’s show, here’s a little love:

i’m currently doing some research on the wayne brady episode. possibly one of the funniest episodes of any show i’ve ever seen.

well, except for that Murder, She Wrote where Jessica pulls the mayor’s pants down.

well as for the rest of my saturday, my roomies and i got a collective booty call to
“An Tua Nua” (worst name ever), which is some bar near kenmore on beacon st.

while the goofball clientele was tolerable, and the $5 cover charge understandable, there is no justification for any music that was played that night, especially
K!SS.

K!SS is such a tasteless bunch of scoundrels, i won’t even satisfy them by giving my site any chance to be found in web searches for them.

i can’t decide who i hate more, K!SS or the DJ who thought it was EVER a good idea to play them in the year 2004.

Enron Ex-CEO Skilling hospitalized for being crazy

check out this jackass on his wet ‘n’ wild thursday night in the upper east side, where he’s serving time.

barkeep, i’ll have whatever he’s having…

Thieves dump bitchy alligator

next time you get sauced on a Saturday night and decide to go alligator-napping at the zoo, do a little research ahead of time and make sure you don’t get the moodiest bastard in whole prison.

Microsoft pays $440 million to settle patent lawsuit

looks like the Evil Empire controls a slightly smaller amount of the planet now thanks to the a nearly half-billion dollar settlement that will probably make the top 10 people involved very happy, while keeping everyone below them unaware.

on another note, the Tyco CEO Kozlowski’s trial is the biggest joke ever.

“Voted Web’s Best Easter Leftovers 2004″