Molly Hatchet guitarist’s wife found dead
OMFG!!!!!! wait. who? man, i hope for sweet irony’s sake a hatchet was used.
March Job Growth Strongest in 4 Years
i just want to make the point that this has NOTHING to do with Dubya, but actually due to how:
“workers returned after a grocery store strike and construction hiring bounced back on better weather”
if dubya attempts to takes any unnecessary credit for this, i’m moving to peru.
Wrong woman hurt in ‘rape fantasy’ tryst
i can’t stress enough how important it is to double check the address you’re supposed to break into when you do your montly rape fantasy.
unless you’re a cop and have free license to accidentally bust into someone’s house and terrorize them, i suggest you keep detailed records of your victims so you don’t misrape any innocent bystanders.
‘Simpsons’ actors strike over pay dispute
not that we really care about rich and famous people squabbling over money, but i’m sure some of you do.
also, what’s up with every journalist feeling the need to use a snappy title for their report on this? will simpsons fans pass over their article if it doesn’t amuse them like that jackass professor guy on the show? man, i hate that character.
Do you mean the comic book guy??
worst synaptic blur ever..
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 2, 2004 @ 8:58 am
I think he means Professor Frink—Glavin!
Comment by Flozell — April 2, 2004 @ 9:24 am
i’m still waiting for a Simpsons episode involving a rape fantasy
the once amusingly sketchy moe finally goes over the top
Comment by c4 — April 2, 2004 @ 10:11 am
Maybe he could rape Dubya… with a hatchet!
Comment by Joseph Mama — April 2, 2004 @ 11:02 am
sicko
Comment by Sars — April 2, 2004 @ 12:06 pm
What? Professor frink is funny, with the laughing and the rambling and the inventions and the glavin!!!
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 2, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
professor frink should frink more about where he puts his hatchet…
Comment by Sars — April 2, 2004 @ 12:51 pm
the executive producers should frink about eliminiating his character
if one person ever impersonates him, it’s one person way too many.
so very annoying.
Comment by c4 — April 2, 2004 @ 2:10 pm