Colorado Officials Consider Immortalizing Outhouse
Colorado keeps finding new ways of impressing me. First it was the Ramseys, then it was the Colorado football orgies, and now it’s this. What other state would so “uniquely” commemorate its history by historically preserving an outhouse? not only will it become the lamest tourist attraction since that ball of twine crap, but the taxpayers get to shell out for it, too.
Man and mother thought they were in LA; were actually in Utah
i’ve actually read this article a few times, and it still makes no sense. i cannot fathom how 2 people, seemingly sane, can accidentally drive themselves 450 miles in some random direction….and not know it.
they didn’t give an explanation as to why these people were so very screwed up, but details are coming in. the pair said that they were approached in LA around 4:32pm and directed by a parrot to “Follow me. NOW.”, after which, they were led all the way to Utah before the bird relieved itself on their car and flew away laughing.
from the description that the victims gave police, artists were able to come up with the above composite. if you encounter this person/bird at any time, please call Crimestoppers. your tips could end up saving lives.
