so for lunch today, my coworkers and i are going to the Cheesecake Factory i think. for those of you not familiar with the restaurant juggernaut, it’s basically a big chain of big restaurants chock full of average-priced food for the average-priced customer. whatever, it’s like the backstreet boys of restaurants.

Unofficial Cheesecake Factory Page

here’s a link to some moron who actually goes out and rates different locations. shhh, let’s not let him in on the secret of the chain restaurant just yet.

here’s their stock ticker, symbol CAKE
they seem to be doing a pretty mediocre job, but then again with bush in office, losing a little money is as good as a huge profit

Ditch your crappy job and miserable life and apply for a managerial position at Cheesecake Factory here!

and in no surprise, the Cheesecake Factory manages to unintentionally make me deeply question the purpose of the universe with bitter pessimism. check this out:

CHEESECAKE FACTORY BEANIES

UPDATE

The Cheesecake Factory proudly boasts “Mile-High Meatloaf” and “Fresh Fish Tacos” on their menu. mmmmmmagic!