March 24, 2004
Mark Rothko 
one of my favorite painters, and surely one of yours, Mark Rothko.
Holla. Hump Day.
Man on roadside toilet break falls into gorge
tragic indeed. a tour guide also took the plunge in the rescue. i guess they’re both alive. snow was blamed in the accident, but we all know it was the little bavarian gnomes that tie your shoelaces together. no word on whether it was a #1 or #2.
Salons join war against domestic abuse
long known as the “fortresses of the battered”, salons, or some sort of megasalon corporation has decided to publicly announce the new agenda for hairdressers to officially become the nosiest people on the planet, replacing the former #1, “Old Women”. they’re collectively trying to “recognize signs” and stuff like that about abuse, which involves a ridiculous amount of saying “you think he’s sleeping with your sister?”
