Yet another ridiculous weekend of March Madness goes into the history books. How humiliating does your bracket look now?

Clearly, I’m extremely upset that Kentucky lost, especially so early. The upsets weren’t that good, just amusing, but at least we have our typical drama.

But, the worst of it all is of course, the commercials. I will do anything to avoid a commercial, especially re-runs of commercials. In order to survive March Madness and its “TV Timeouts”, keep at least 2 other channels available for viewing during basketball breaks. Otherwise, you get pummelled in the medulla oblongata by such tasty morsels as these.

Commercials we’re really sick of and wish CBS would die for airing:

-Cialis commercials that reference a “4-hour erection”

-Everyone Loves Raymond with the giant dude with the stupidass dog cone

-Army commercial with the stupid mom and stupid kid

-Any Cingular commercial

-Phallic Chevy commercial where the truck stretches

-Sprite commercial with the Ugliest Kid on Earth

Standings of the 59 Linden March Madness Pool will be posted on Monday night.