March 17, 2004
March Madness Pt. 4 
I’m in a generous mood today so i’m going to hook you up with some potentially important information about the tourney and past tourneys:
Filled-out brackets since 1985
Table of tourney wins by seed since 1985
Matchup capsules (Flash animation)
Ton of bracket stats and team capsules
Animal Sexual Safety Day 
Synapticblur Special Feature
The staff of synapticblur.com have decided to do a feature today on the heinous animal rapings that are running rampant in this evil, evil world.
Here are a few tragic examples:
No hospital bed available for cat rapist
Afghan soldier can’t afford marriage; Bangs donkey
Racehorse dies after man’s sexual assault
No bail for man accused of sex with goat
Of course we all love a good charity every now and then, like Diana and her landmines and Disney and those sick kids. So isn’t it time we stand up to the animal-rapists of the world and say “No More Goatsex!” sure, the argument will be, “But look! england was founded on animal sex, america wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for those brave sheep.”
but if i had the power to destroy america and give those animals their dignity back, i would do it in a heartbeat. let this be a wake-up call to us all, that the vicious sexual attacks on cats, dogs, goats, donkeys, horses, cows, sheep, lions, and sharks must come to end before it ends up destroying us.

