Colored Angora Goat Breeders Association

I’m in a generous mood today so i’m going to hook you up with some potentially important information about the tourney and past tourneys:

Filled-out brackets since 1985

Table of tourney wins by seed since 1985

Matchup capsules (Flash animation)

Ton of bracket stats and team capsules

Mike Greenfield’s odds breakdown by team

First round spreads

Synapticblur Special Feature

The staff of synapticblur.com have decided to do a feature today on the heinous animal rapings that are running rampant in this evil, evil world.

Here are a few tragic examples:

No hospital bed available for cat rapist

Afghan soldier can’t afford marriage; Bangs donkey

Racehorse dies after man’s sexual assault

No bail for man accused of sex with goat

Of course we all love a good charity every now and then, like Diana and her landmines and Disney and those sick kids. So isn’t it time we stand up to the animal-rapists of the world and say “No More Goatsex!” sure, the argument will be, “But look! england was founded on animal sex, america wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for those brave sheep.”

but if i had the power to destroy america and give those animals their dignity back, i would do it in a heartbeat. let this be a wake-up call to us all, that the vicious sexual attacks on cats, dogs, goats, donkeys, horses, cows, sheep, lions, and sharks must come to end before it ends up destroying us.