March 15, 2004
Monday Monday 
New Distant ‘Planetoid’ Seen in Our Solar System
LAMEST WORD EVER. WTF
Some Frozen Lobsters Return to Life
everybody’s favorite seafood, the lobster, has exhibited amazing biogenetic skills that may ultimately result in genetic engineering lobsters so that after you eat their deliciousness, they turn back to life, and attack the stomach in which they are held prisoner.
actually, since i haven’t really read the article, i’m not positive that’s what it’s talking about, but cahm ahhhn…..
i wonder if ted williams will successfully mimic the behavior of the lobster one more time, as he did for so many years with the Sox. play ball.
Chicken-Themed Trading Cards Peeve Parents
PETA in the house! finally they’ve used the most comical fowl/food in their campaign instead of boringass old manatees and goats.
some hippie in a giant chicken suit was passing out “Chicken Chumps” trading cards to middle-schoolers.
School Board Secretary Jon “The Meatpacker” Olinger managed to whip this awesome quote out: “It’s a professional terrorist organization as far as I’m concerned.”
also in the article, “Olinger said he would not mind if PETA targeted high school students, but that trying to get at parents through young children is wrong.”
i love how this dipshit so harshly criticizes PETA for being a “terrorist organization”, yet finds it acceptable that they spend their time with high schoolers, not middle-schoolers.
worst. logic. ever.
March Madness Pt. 1
no, your mom’s lasagna didn’t go down the wrong pipe and no, you’re not dead. turns out you didn’t die waiting for the tourney to begin after all. holding your breath for 3 hours….what’s wrong with you?
so let’s get this party started with a quick run-down of the #1 seeds and their regions, respectively:
1A. Kentucky - Jesus and Allah agree: “So sweet.”
1B. Duke - 45% of the team enjoys seafood buffets
1C. Stanford - One player is a woman…can you guess which one?
1D. St. Joseph’s - the Daft Punk of the tourney
1A. St. Louis
1B. Atlanta
1C. Phoenix
1D. East Rutherford
So i’m sure all of you have done most of your picks since it’s 9AM on Monday already, so i won’t bother revealing any of my upset specials or thoroughbreds yet.
if you’re new to this, i’ll hit you off with some of the necessary info you’ll need to fill out a winning bracket, unless you’re in a competition with me.
Brackets:
CBS Sportsline - Viewable - Printable
ESPN - Viewable - Printable
NCAA Sports - Viewable - Printable
Yahoo - Viewable - Printable
Also, if you want to participate in our pool, and have a way to send me money (Paypal perhaps?), send me an email at chrisATsynapticblurDOTcom or post a comment on here somewhere with some info.
PLENTY more to come….
