Obiang ‘will eat my testicles’

from 1115.org

if this isn’t a wake-up call to start reading more African news, i dont know what is.

“A while back he paid millions to those they call marabou (sorcerers) to tell him if his power base was safe. They told him that to keep his grip on power he had to kill people close to him.”

does it get any better than that? this stinks heavily of rotten goat cheese and rasputin.

[Extremely Ugly] Utah Woman Charged With Murdering Fetus

FUGLY ALERT! PROCEED WITH CAUTION

the woman’s picture in this article is not for the queasy stomach-at-heart. forget all the drama about the baby and the pubic bone and whatnot, and try to muster enough strength to bear looking at this gorilla’s face.

she’s straight out of Rocky Horror. or at least the dorm suite that’s watching it…

4 teens face charges in killings of 10 ducks, goose

it seems this game of duck duck goose (har, har - it had to be said, come on. i mean, the headline practically screams it, so i’d feel bad if i didn’t do my duty to all of the old crappy comedians that ended up dead in a gutter cause they just didn’t go there like i just did. anyway,) got a little out of control. after the inital obligatory first two ducks were killed, the children of the corn left 8 more bullet-riddled duck corpses steaming on the banks, while finishing off the party by killing the lone goose.

apparently though, the ducks were “delicious” as the dinner of the Richardson family, whose son, Reggie Richardson, was a main accomplice in the heinousness. Reggie Richardson, born Reggie Richardson, was the “thighs” of the operation, the other boys said. Reggie Richardson will certainly feel shame until his death for this. Reggie Richardson, you are messed up.

10 felony counts later, you’ll be sweating when DMX is growling in your ear, “i’ma gon’ rip yo butthole outta place.”

bon appetit.

Disco Squirrels

Angelin Tytöt