Wendy’s Workers Photographed Bathing In Restaurant Sink
once again, high quality antics from the workforce of Wendy’s.
“Photos show two men in bathing suits taking turns bathing in the large sink, which was filled with bubbles.”
just think, they could’ve been bathing with your chicken sandwich. who knew mayo was such a good soap substitute?
Canucks’ Bertuzzi Suspended Rest of Season, Team Fined 250,000
i still havent seen the video of the punch, just stills, and i think this is ridiculous. do you know how many people are punched on a given day on an ice rink? according to various research i’ve conducted, the statistics are staggering:
on any given day in north america:
575 people are punched while skating at an ice rink
310 go to the hospital
78 end up dying within a week
207 end up dying within a month
5 contract polio from their injuries
52 attain full-time employment at AT&T headquarters
158 groan when they get those stupid coupons in the mail
6 never remember what they like more, salmon or swordfish
as you can see, if this problem continues to go unchecked and unlegislated, we may end up with another 1940’s-scenario where everyone is dumb and smelly.
Fat People Dying Quicker and Fatter Than Ever
in america, we tend to enjoy our many varying freedoms. the freedom to smoke a cigarette, the freedom to murder 3 Big Macs at a time, the freedom to TiVo Three’s Company…
however, it appears that 2 of those freedoms are spinning out of control.
people in america are now, on average, 30 pounds overweight, which is a disturbing trend considering that just 30-something years ago, in 1967, the average american was 23 pounds underweight.
an equally disturbing trend these days is the willingness of so many americans to clog their TiVo full of barely-amusing John Ritter moments from the early 80’s. now i can understand the comic novelty that Three’s Company still possesses, but the fact that John Ritter is dead and gone doesn’t make it OK to record every episode you can, cause you think in 30 years it’ll be worth something.
oh, and this just in….cigarettes are fun and harmless (relatively)….
Exclusive Synapticblur Public Announcement
if you catch a member of your family taping Three’s Company, here’s what you can do:
1. Discuss it with them. Tell them, “next time i catch you, i’ll cut you while you sleep”
2. If they won’t quit their deeds, just move the hell out. Avoiding the problem and moving on with your life is the most recommended solution.
3. To get revenge, setting their house on fire is a common method. For best results, try it at night or during a holiday.
