if you’re anything like me, you’re sitting there wondering “who the hell is McFadden & Whitehead? Should I care? Did they kidnap my child or something?”

the answers to those questions are “the best musicians ever”, “yes”, and “yes, lil Bobby’s body is in the woods near Willis Park”

visual evidence:

fun facts about mac ‘n’ dubs:

-soon after Otis Redding discovered them, he died. reminds me of that weird murderous gay love triangle the guy from Hogan’s Heroes had a while back.

-they played some song back in the 70’s or something. the 1970’s i think.

-whitehead spent some time in the Big House in the 80’s for tax evasion. during the trial, there were rumors that he made underage pornography, but it turned out they were midgets

the point is, if you want to book them for your granddaughter’s wedding, father’s bar mitzvah, or various hoe-downs, please contact the Richard De La Font agency

they sincerely appreciate any assistance or funds you can give them.