Darkness Frontman Receives Death Threats
i know everyone’s looking in my direction on this one, but i swear, even if i knew the guy’s address, i probably wouldn’t do anything like this. i mean i know the guy’s a sick bastard and all, and we’d all slap him if we saw him on the street, but geez….death threat? is it worth staining my white armani suit with his blood? meh.
Report: Woman dies watching ‘Passion’
so if everyone says that the jews killed jesus, then did jesus kill this woman?
or did mel gibson kill her? wait, did mel gibson kill jesus? no, the jews killed mel gibson, right? or the jews killed this woman? no hold on….SHE killed jesus for killing mel gibson, who is a jew?….yeah…that sounds right
Japanese Navy Sells Itself with Song and Dance Ad
the opening sentence of this article, and i’m serious, is:
Seven actors dressed as sailors strut across the deck of a ship singing “Nippon Seaman Ship, Seaman Ship, For Love…For Peace.”
what the HELL is that?
Portland homeless village legalized
in what is certainly the second-most important legalization in the lives of Oregonian hobos, “Dignity Village” was finally designated as an official “campground”.
is there anything more patronizing and demeaning than the name “Dignity Village”?
solid quote:
“Usually, when I became homeless, I went into the woods,” said the village’s treasurer, Tim McCarthy.
