12-Foot Rat to Grace Martha’s Vineyard
what the hell is wrong with people?
“Though Hegarty says there isn’t a major rat problem on the island now,”
nevertheless, einstein thinks a giant inflatable rat will fix the island’s problems. what problems, you ask?
white people.
English girl sells virginity to pay tuition
finally, the market is becoming as efficient as it was intended.
the dumb broad managed to get a high bid of over $20,000. let’s see…if i invested $20,000 into the alcohol market by standard methods, i could probably afford roughly 617 virgins.
she’s a lesbian, too, which makes you start to wonder if she’s really doing this for love…
Conjoined tortoises separated in Arizona
holy crap…this is the feel good story of the year.
every friggin separation operation that gets newsworthy seems to end up sadly.
see:

but the tortoises are just chillin and thrillin now. booyakka.