today driving to work i saw 4 people almost get destroyed by a truck. it was interesting cause i visualized it happening even though it didnt.

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at the intersection, 4 people were crossing over to the T stop in the middle of the road and this clown was going pretty fast through the intersection in the lane they were crossing. they all jumped onto the curb like a second before he drove by, so it was unnecessarily close to major tragedy. maybe he was fixing his pants or something while driving.

i’ve never been in a car wreck, except for the time in high school when i was pulling out of a mcdonald’s and some psycho t-boned me and jacked up my passenger door.

actually now that i think about it, there was a wreck in front of my house last night. this dude in a mercedes was pulling out of a side street and, in nearly the same circumstances as my wreck, got smacked by some clown speeding and not paying attention. but then the whole “whose fault is it” deal came into play, so they argued for a while about it

BOOTY JAM (German band)

12-Foot Rat to Grace Martha’s Vineyard

what the hell is wrong with people?

“Though Hegarty says there isn’t a major rat problem on the island now,”

nevertheless, einstein thinks a giant inflatable rat will fix the island’s problems. what problems, you ask?

white people.

English girl sells virginity to pay tuition

finally, the market is becoming as efficient as it was intended.

the dumb broad managed to get a high bid of over $20,000. let’s see…if i invested $20,000 into the alcohol market by standard methods, i could probably afford roughly 617 virgins.

she’s a lesbian, too, which makes you start to wonder if she’s really doing this for love…

Conjoined tortoises separated in Arizona

holy crap…this is the feel good story of the year.

every friggin separation operation that gets newsworthy seems to end up sadly.
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but the tortoises are just chillin and thrillin now. booyakka.