so we’ve found our lodging for Coachella:

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have YOU?

before i continue, i want to warn you, there will be no further mentions of janet, JT or anyone’s nipple in this post. moving on…

i’m going to focus on the sports world for a second. yesterday (2/3) was odd.

-bob knight got into a shouting match with the chance
-dan marino quits his BS job after a few days
-many high school boobs sighted at patriots’ victory paradein boston
-kentucky blows out florida, chokes, then blows them out again to win
-bronbron and melo got snubbed
-espn attempted to hype Pacers vs. Knicks as some sort of vintage “Bird vs. Isiah” rematch
-greg norman pissed cause michelle wie is a “marketing ploy”

not that ANY of that was surprising, it was just bizarre that it happened on the same day.

anyone else believe that bobby knight’s a patton-esque moron who will end up killing 1000’s of people before he dies?

Robert Blake lawyer says Marlon Brando’s son did it

this is almost as good as OJ’s excuse.

hell, if i ever get accused of anything, i’m going to blame it on one of the following:

a) a hoodrat athlete
b) a movie star’s son
c) the media
d) Romanian president Ion Illiescu

just call me soap.

also, gotta love any article that says “Blake’s attorney fingered Christian Brando…”

John Kerry Plagued by Pre-Botox Plastic Surgery Rumors

stop the presses. a very visible social figure with lots of money MAY have had plastic surgery, yo! holy crapzilla. i need time to recover.

but i digress.

doesn’t JK see how much this is tarnishing his image? he’s totally screwed…

see related: John Kerry Takes Five Out Of Seven States In Tuesday’s Primaries

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