Monthly Archives: February 2004
Darkness Frontman Receives Death Threats
i know everyone’s looking in my direction on this one, but i swear, even if i knew the guy’s address, i probably wouldn’t do anything like this. i mean i know the guy’s a sick bastard and all, and we’d all slap him if we saw him on the street, but geez….death threat? is it worth staining my white armani suit with his blood? meh.
Report: Woman dies watching ‘Passion’
so if everyone says that the jews killed jesus, then did jesus kill this woman?
or did mel gibson kill her? wait, did mel gibson kill jesus? no, the jews killed mel gibson, right? or the jews killed this woman? no hold on….SHE killed jesus for killing mel gibson, who is a jew?….yeah…that sounds right
Japanese Navy Sells Itself with Song and Dance Ad
the opening sentence of this article, and i’m serious, is:
Seven actors dressed as sailors strut across the deck of a ship singing “Nippon Seaman Ship, Seaman Ship, For Love…For Peace.”
what the HELL is that?
Portland homeless village legalized
in what is certainly the second-most important legalization in the lives of Oregonian hobos, “Dignity Village” was finally designated as an official “campground”.
is there anything more patronizing and demeaning than the name “Dignity Village”?
solid quote:
“Usually, when I became homeless, I went into the woods,” said the village’s treasurer, Tim McCarthy.
if i had some spending money, these would definitely be mine:
i’d like to see you come up ANY that are better. psh. please.
so the myDoom virus has totally kicked our asses at work. our huge department network drive got slammed so most of the files are just gone. including all of the ones i ever use. so i havent really done much the last few days and that’s just fine with me. in the time that i’ve spend idle, i’ve noticed a few things about my office:
1. people talk way too much
2. i need a vacation
3. people think that viruses are all about porn
4. headphones are worth their weight in gold
5. i could go for a refreshing lemonade
chappelle’s show last night was good but not great. it was nice to see a solid goat-sex joke. but it’s starting to make me wonder if the show should just be called the charlie murphy show. did anyone catch the “skeet” commentary?
last night around 11pm, some phone number from the Hamilton College campus called me. i didn’t pick it up, but that’s pretty disturbing. not only do i barely know anyone still there, i’d be damned if any of them tried to call me. maybe they were trying to hit me up for money. “do you like tapes or cds?”
The recipe for Hidalgo:
2 tbsp of The Mummy
1 cup(s) of Seabiscuit
3 fl. oz of Gladiator
Stir and mix into bowl. Let simmer for 1-2 minutes until previews reveal everything.
Put on stove and heat at 450 degrees for 5 minutes until you:
-notice that the most interesting character in the movie is a falcon
-discover that a horse can run many thousands of miles in ridiculous heat and pain
-realize that viggo mortensen IS ed harris.
Hidalgo is one of those movies that makes you keep going back to the concession stand again and again just to entertain yourself by wondering what you could have missed while you were gone. but then you get back into your seat and you start to think that time is actually going in reverse, and that you’re LESS into the plot than you were 5 minutes ago.
if you’re a big fan of animated leopards and puerto rican actors playing arabs, then this is the movie for you. let it be written, Hidalgo is NOT the worst movie ever.
Which of these is most EVIL?
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The results of this poll will be considered the complete opinion of the residents of the United States of America, excluding Nebraska. Cause Nebraska sucks. I don’t care WHAT they think. Die, Nebraska, die. What’s that? Nebraska wants to cry? you suck, Nebraska, you truly suck. Go back to where you came from.
