US gets first faith-based prison

sick, yo. now florida’s born-again christians can get even lazier and just chill out in prison on the government’s tab while “converting” each other…

“Later, Bush told the inmates: ‘I can’t think of a better place to reflect on the awesome love of our lord Jesus than to be here at Lawtey Correctional. God bless you.’”

apparently there are 26 different “faiths” practiced in this prison, but of course this bastard gives props to JC and no one else.

Gunman Dressed as Giant Chicken Robs Grocery Shop
once again showing why the scots have the 3rd highest giant chicken crime rate in europe.

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from the weather channel:

“Record cold is likely in New England this weekend.
Boston may see temperatures below zero for the first time since mid January 1994.”

yes, it IS that cold. on the way to my car this morning, my hair froze and even a slight papercut i’ve got on my finger starting hurting like a duck in chinatown.

:(

if i were a dog outside right now, i’d growl at a hobo until he gave me his cardboard box, and then casually share a bottle of mad dog 20/20 with the gent