meet my new friend, dave.

World’s largest snake in Indonesia

*insert pantsnake joke here*

2-year-old model seeks lost wages

Yeah, he ran into a rail and busted his dome.

That reminds me, one time I stubbed my toe at the palace of the Sultan of Brunei. I want half of everything.

i’ve pretty much made my mind up that, regardless of my own personal feelings about it, postal service’s album Give Up will be one of the most important american indie pop albums of the next few decades.

the lyrics are the connection to rock while the music is the connection to electronica.

which is where music seems to be going.

despite all the bullshit degenerative retro.

just saw Time Code last night on IFC.

it’s basically a documentary-style day in the life of a few interconnected strangers in L.A.

there’s a big cross in the middle of the screen so 4 cameras are constantly rolling on these 4 scenes, and since the scenes are all related, they’ll show up in multiple cameras at different points.

apparently all the actors improvised on a basic scheme, which is completely obvious. terrible acting for the most part. great directing.

plus a lot of lesbian kissing amongst hot famous actresses

don’t
fail
to
predict

imagine you were caught in the undertow somewhere in the caribbean…

who would you want to rescue you?

it’s so early here.

my eyes are like chocolate.

melting….all over a strawberry…

smells good.

The reason that employers don’t give you vacation time in the first 6 months or year is so that they can mentally wear you out so that you’ll be less active outside of their world and less likely to leave.

You dedicated worker, you.

ok if you enjoy this movie, shame on you for being so dumb.

hollywood raped the mediocre first one’s style and turned it into a long pepsi commercial.

it’s so sad to see people eat this crap up, but then again, i’m glad there are idiots out there.

by the way, worst movie ever

when studies come out to show stuff like how jackhammer operators live 5 years less on average because of the toll it takes on their bodies, people shouldnt be surprised.

instead, just note how many years it takes off your life. everything takes years off your life, nothing adds to it.

nothing “extends” your life…it just makes your body last longer around your mind. big whoop