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so if halloween was called “election day”
and everyone trick-or-treated in florida at predetermined locations,
and gave the rest of the country a nightmare,

we would have satan as our president.

hm….

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have you ever noticed that people have preferences for individual restaurants that are part of a chain? like, they prefer the olive garden on Whatever St. compared the one across town.

they’re chains, people. chains.

call it a hunch but i think that this time next year, hungary will be part of austria.